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Natalie Portman is totally hardcore.
The Onion outdoes themselves. The flow chart is THE BEST.
thedailywhat: TV Show Promo of the Day: First official promo for The Onion News Network’s brand new TV show FactZone with Brooke Alvarez, which, according to The Onion “is the highest-rated prime-time cable news show in America,” and has apparently been on TV since 2006. FactZone premieres January 21st on IFC. [chriskelly.] So excited. Please, please be better than The Onion Movie.
Nobody went to his aid at the very beginning when he first collapsed — that just...– Senior Alastair Fairbanks on Bill Nye the Science Guy, who fainted from exhaustion during a presentation on Global Warming at USC. [latimes.] (via thedailywhat) I’m disappointed in you, USC.
SNL’s Unstoppable parody, with an uncanny Denzel impression.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.– Henry Ford
The result has been endless fodder for Biden jokes — too many, in fact, for The...– The New York Times. “The Onion Strikes Comic Gold With Biden Spoofs”
I can’t afford to hate people. I haven’t got that kind of time.– Ikiru
thedailywhat: Cee Lo Music Video of the Day: “Bright Lights Bigger City” You’ve seen the trailer (you’ve seen the trailer, right?) — now watch the whole damn thing. The Lady Killer is in stores now. [p4ktv.] I have a feeling The Lady Killer is going to be huge. Great song. The video’s a mess though.
New Cressbeckler stance!